An idea golf fans should get behind

Philadelphia, PA (Sports Network) - We’ll call it a T.E.E. Party.

The Total Elimination of Entertainers from professional golf tournaments. This new movement of ours will involve picket signs, slogans, phone calls to congressmen, op-ed pieces, sponsorship by golf pundits, original protest songs, a couple of well-paid lobbyists and, of course, portable toilets. It deserves our best effort. And we deserve a place to relieve ourselves. You must pay attention. You simply must focus, because those who seek to quash this movement will pounce quickly. We must be swift and relentless; we must move with the agility of Camilo Villegas. The time has come for golf fans to get behind an idea. The time has come — good God, at last the time has come! — to finally rid ourselves of Pro-Ams. Yes, the time has come to admit that Bill Murray’s schtick on the golf course is older than St. Andrews; to admit that we don’t enjoy knowing George Lopez’s scrambling stats any more than we care to watch his television show; to realize that what should be most important to us is the professional product on the course.

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